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To: Gauguin who wrote (18117)	3/1/1999 2:57:00 PM
From: DScottD	Respond to of 71178

Muff Diver That's pretty good. I was at a party once when everyone had to wear a name tag. My foggy memory recalls a "Mr. Mfdvr" and a "Mrs. Pencil Dick" in attendance.

To: Gauguin who wrote (18117)	3/1/1999 7:08:00 PM
From: Ish	Respond to of 71178

Hey Gauguin, yeh, I'm doing pretty well. I had some bad chest pains for three weeks and they stopped. I went in for a full set of heart tests and found I'm much healthier than I should be. Waterwheels, no my boat is named Precious and I love the bitch. She sometimes does me wrong but she is so pretty. A woman went into a bar and ordered a Falstaff, the barkeep said they don't serve Falstaff but what else did she want. She ordered Falstaff again. Barkeep, what do you get when you take the water out of waterwheel? Lady, wheel. Barkeep, what do you get when you take fire out of firetruck? Lady, truck. Barkeep, what do you get when you take the fuck out of Falstaff? Lady, there ain't no fuckin' Falstaff. Barkeep, you got it!!!

To: Gauguin who wrote (18117)	3/1/1999 11:43:00 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

I have a boat. I keep forgetting about it, but sometimes I look out the kitchen window and I see it, all wrapped up in a blue plastic tarp, sitting on its sawhorses, and I remember it. It's just a row boat, a scull, an Alden Ocean Shell. It doesn't have a name. I saw it tonight, the moon was full as far as I am concerned, anyway, although I know that everyone wanted it to be full in February so it could be a blue moon. I was looking out the kitchen window at the moon, and then I noticed my boat. When I bought it last year, I planned to row out on the Chesapeake, and go exploring. Alden Ocean Shells are broad and not terribly long, so they handle choppy water well. I haven't taken it out onto anything more challenging than the Occoquan. Maybe if I keep doing better, I will.