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To: Midnightsun who wrote (39594)3/1/1999 10:05:00 PM
From: Jane4IceCream  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
Yea,

But I can see how it might be difficult for the man to tell if the woman was an MD or not. Did she have a stethescope or her bag with her?

Pretty darn low volume today in the stock. Wide spread probably an indication the market makers were looking for a bit of action. Its nice to see a tight knit group here not willing to part with any shares. They wont bother to run the price up much unless the hint of news or mass buying. If anything, they'll bring it down some more.

Is DGIV still in a quiet period? They need to release something. Even an update on the filing. Maybe an update with the new agreement with the government of Patagonia or where-ever!!

That 100 shares Ronaldo was kidding about earlier was probably bRiAn unloading the last of his holdings. Hee hee.

Have a great evening!

Jane at the beach listening to some Gloria Estefan and The Miami Sound Machine on the CD player!!!



To: Midnightsun who wrote (39594)3/2/1999 3:09:00 AM
From: Midnightsun  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
 
A true story:

(The actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, >> and while there
went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some >> groceries. Several people noticed her sitting
in her car with the >> windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
>> back of her head. One customer who had been at the store a while >> became concerned
after an hour, and walked over to the car. He noticed >> that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He >> asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been
shot in >> the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an >> hour. The
man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because >> the doors were locked and
Linda refused to remove her hands from her >> head. When they finally got in, they found that
Linda had a wad of >> bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had >>
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a >> gunshot, and the wad of
dough hit her in the back of her head. When >> she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and >> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly >>
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until >> someone noticed and came
to her aid.......And yes she was a blond....



To: Midnightsun who wrote (39594)3/2/1999 8:03:00 PM
From: Midnightsun  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 50264
 
For the Rednecks:

MARTHA STEWART FOR REDNECKS

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be
done
in private using one's OWN truck keys.

2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
However,
if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.

3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to
detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers
covering the label.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his
manners
are.

DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to
go
out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say
10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the
man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately
after
the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they
can't hear you.

WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund
and
a
clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded,
and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to
ask
her to bring back beer.

5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession .

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.