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To: Barney who wrote (1635)	3/3/1999 2:12:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Rated X Rejected Hallmark Cards Roses are straight Violets are twisted Bend over, love You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap Violets are wanky Oooh I've just come Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cuz here comes my willy. Roses are awful Violets are the pits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits. Roses make me laugh Violets make me titter You're a dirty bitch And you love it up the shitter. Roses are red Violets are finer Chickens are fowl just like your vagina. RATED X 1. What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? Answer: Hair balls. 2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive 3. What can Life Savers do that men cannot? Answer: Come in five flavors 4. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? Answer: Crust 5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork 6. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing 7. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy together? Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection 8. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey 9. What is the ultimate rejection? Answer: When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep 10. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election. 11. What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it 12. What do you call a blonde with pigtails? Answer: A blow job with handle bars 13. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? Answer: A mobile sperm bank. 14. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? Answer: All you can eat for under a buck. 15. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone PSN