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To: Hart who wrote (1641)	3/3/1999 10:16:00 PM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Redneck Computer Lingo 'Hard drive" Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. "Keyboard" Place to hang your truck keys. "Window" Place in the truck to hang your guns. "Floppy" When you run out of Polygrip. "Modem" How you got rid of your dandelions. "ROM" Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. "Byte" First word in a kiss-off phrase. "Reboot" What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. "Network" Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. "Mouse" Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yer truck." "Cursor" What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. "bit" A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." "digital control" What Yer fingers do on the TV remote. "packet" What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

To: Hart who wrote (1641)	3/4/1999 9:15:00 AM
From: Hart	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. =========================== A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As they watched from the passenger's side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," the man announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."