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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1884)3/15/1999 11:06:00 AM
From: Alan Whirlwind  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1911
 
Pinky's Tailing Box Special Ides of March Edition...

Investors, savers, speculaters, lend me your ears;
I come to bury gold stocks, not to buy them.    
The profit that metals accrue leaves after them
The gold is oft hedged through forward loans
So let it be with silver.   

The noble Armstrong hath told you speculating in silver was ambitious,
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grieviously hath silver answer'd for it.
Here, under leave of Armstrong and the rest--
For Armstrong is an honorable man
So are they all honorable men--(Lynch, Brinker, Granville, Acampora)
Come I to speak in silver's funeral.

It was my core hold, an investment must to me.
But Armstrong says it was ambitious.
And Armstrong is an honorable man.
We have brought brought many commodities, and Placer Dome
Their shorting did the general coffers fill
Did this--in silver--seem ambitious?
When the poor goldbugs cried, silver was inept.
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Armstrong says silver was ambitious.
And Armstrong is an honorable man.
You all saw flee our goldbugs' morale--
We thrice run POG up and let go back down,
Which it made thrice new lows

Yet Armstrong says we were ambitious, and, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Armstrong spoke. But here I am, to speak what I know.
You all did love metals once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for them?
O judgment! thou art fled from Warren Buffett
And men have lost their reason. (And their shirts) Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with silver.
And I must pause till it come back to me. 

$

Hey diddle diddle
gold's up just a little
the Dow's jumped over the moon.

The little POG lapsed to see such a sight
and the wished for a gold rally soon.

$

From the Tailing Box...

Dear Pinky's Tailing Box,

How long have you been in Silver? --Most Curious

Dear Most Curious,

Since before they'd invented transparent Scotch tape. --Whirlwind

Señor Whirlwind,

The Weekly World News today is today splashed with this headline: "Warning! The 2nd Great Depression is Coming Soon..." What day will it begin to happen?
--Intranquilo

Dear Intranquilo,

I have no Ides dia when the next Great Depression will March in. --Whirlwind