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To: E'Lane who wrote (39776)	3/4/1999 3:26:00 PM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to Family Feud, here on the DGIV channel. Just taking a lunch break, and I thought I would check in to see how the markets are doing. Which slot machine was that you wanted me to put the money in? I've heard there is nothing to do but gamble out there in the ghost town, no entertainment or anything. The people around me said "I" would be the entertainment.... Oh well, back to these Mot classes so I can take more abuse from the people ROTFL around me. Jack

To: E'Lane who wrote (39776)	3/4/1999 7:32:00 PM
From: Midnightsun	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

Any blond, church going rednecks out there, if so these might sound familiar. My apologies to E'lane...... You might be in a redneck church if . . . > > > > 1. The doors are never locked. > > 2. The Call to Worship is ,"Y'all come on in!" > > 3. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the Ark. > > 4. The Preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up > > the offering" - > > and five guys stand up. > > 5. The restroom is outside. > > 6. Opening day of deer hunting season is recognized as an > > official church > > holiday. > > 7. A member requests to be buried in his four-wheel drive > > truck because, "I > > ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get me out of". > > 8. In the annual stewardship drive there is at least one > > pledge of "two > > calves." > > 9. Never in its entire 100-year history has one of its > > pastors had to buy any > > meat or vegetables. > > 10. When it rains, everybody's smiling. > > 11. Prayers regarding the weather are a standard part of > > every worship > > service. > > 12. A singing group is known as "The O.K. Chorale." > > 13. The church directory doesn't have last names. > > 14. The pastor wears boots. > > 15. Four generations of one family sit together in worship > > every Sunday. > > 16. The only time people lock their cars in the parking lot > > is during the > > summer and then only so their Neighbors can't leave them > > a bag of > > squash. > > 17. There is no such thing as a "secret'' sin. > > 18. Baptism is referred to as "branding.'' > > 19. There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank. > > 20. Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable. > > 21. You miss worship one Sunday morning and by 2 o'clock > > that > > afternoon you have had a dozen phone calls inquiring > > about your health. > > 22. High notes on the organ set dogs in the parking lot to > > howling. > > 23. People wonder when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two > > fish were bass > > or catfish. > > 24. It's not heaven, but you can see heaven from there. > > 25. The final words, of the benediction are, > > "Y'all come on back now, ya hear!" > ..................................................................