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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1665)3/4/1999 2:41:00 PM
From: P.S.N.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
> A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his
>parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious
>that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had
>knocked several times.
> Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20 " and
>stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he
>found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation
>"Genesis 3:10" .
> Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and
> knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to
>him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
> Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and
>I was afraid, because I was naked."
>



To: P.S.N. who wrote (1665)3/4/1999 3:43:00 PM
From: Mad2  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
The celebration
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the
bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots!  Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir.  But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing
will."