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To: Mad2 who wrote (1670)	3/6/1999 9:07:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

Q. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A. S&M&M ~~~~~~ "The 100 Best Pickup Lines, Part I" 1. I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know. 2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 3. May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you? 4. I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!" 5. Excuse me, I think it's time we met. 6. Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle someone with a Kamikaze one-liner. 7. You're the one I've been saving this seat for. 8. Where we supposed to meet for dinner? 9. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me? 10. Gosh, you're pretty. 11. You're very easy on the eyes. 12. Your smile is like sunshine. 13. G-d must have been in a very good mood the day we met. 14. You are the reason men fall in love. 15. Do you have room in you life for a new friend? 16. I just moved into the building, and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me? 17. You just an interesting person. I have a body, too. 18. There is more than what meets the eyes. 19. I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me. . . Is it my cologne? 20. I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one. 21. What can I do to make you mine? 22. I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 23. You should be someone's wife. Mine. 24. If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here. 25. So there you are! I've been looking all over for you. 26. I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours. 27. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 28. Hi, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption. 29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? 30. Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon? 31. Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best. 32. Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce. 33. Fine! And you? 34. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. 35. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met. . . today. 36. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad. 37. Just where do those legs end? 38. What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or, did you buy them? 39. You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know. 40. The best of me is behind me. 41. The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister. 42. Would you like someone to mix with your drink? 43. Would you come back to my place and pet my dog? 44. Can I be your slave for tonight? 45. Be different, say yes. 46. I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot? 47. We voted you "The Most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is me. 48. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes. 49. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. 50. Motel spelled backward is letom. *********************************************************************** PSN