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To: Mad2 who wrote (1673)	3/6/1999 9:11:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a > pair > of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to > pay > the high prices the local vendors were asking. > > After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the > shopkeepers, > the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so > I > can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" > > The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out > and > catch yourself a big one!" > > Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching > herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, > when > he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in > hand. > > Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. > She > takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on > to > the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. > > The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde Flips the > alligator on it's back, and frustrated shouts out, "Dang it, this one > isn't > wearing any shoes either! >> >>