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To: Rambi who wrote (18451)	3/5/1999 10:06:00 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Wonderful! I really like your Mom. "Never believe anything a boy tells you in the back seat of a car." That's not misogynistic, that's hard-won knowledge of the sisterhood that may have kept many an innocent young woman from heartache and even disaster, were she wise enough to heed it. "A stiff dick has no conscience" is the way the men tell it. Guys, did your father (or mother) ever warn you that your favorite friend could get you in a lot of trouble if you let it?

To: Rambi who wrote (18451)	3/6/1999 11:28:00 AM
From: DScottD	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

<No, fingers do not make you pregnant. But remember, you can't always tell the difference.> The males on my dad's side of the family, who suffer from a certain curse, can relate to that statement. Our motto: "It's not the size of the wand that makes the magic, it's the skill of the magician."

To: Rambi who wrote (18451)	3/6/1999 2:08:00 PM
From: Gauguin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

>>>>My mother was the female equivalent of a misogynist.<<<< We're really disappointed, Penni. Maybe like your mother would be. We think you know why. Didn't you use mollinous, or something like that, and another 2xword, in the same sentence? Are you trying to tell us you couldn't find a word for the female equivalent of a misogynist? Hit the books, honey. Call Roger and tell him you're staying home tonight. Me personally, I think a woman, especially a mother, can just go ahead and be a misogynist. I know mine was. >>>>Never believe anything a boy tells you in the back seat of a car.<<<< I never felt comfy in the back seat of a car. Felt exposed. Yah, "exposed." Felt fine in the front seat. If you're in the backseat, it becomes naughty, and something bad happens to naughty people. Somebody might get in and drive away with the car. Or god might pop it out of gear and let the emergency brake. Lot of hills and mountains and cliffs in Utah. Besides, if something happened, you'd have to jump over the seat to get out of there. It's hard enough to remember all the stuff you have to do to get a column shift moving without having to jump into position from behind the seat with your pants around your shoes. And a girl crying about what her mother is going to say. Then she's still in the backseat, which is really stupid and obvious, instead of up front shouldering half of the responsibility and trying to get your pants back up as you hit the freeway. I also noticed, through statistical survey, you could do almost anything with almost anyone in the front seat, in Utah, but if you even mentioned moving to the backseat you were going home. We always had places to go, it seems. Warm, decent places, where you could take a decent girl and screw her ears off. I like a bed, or a sleeping bag in a nice spot. Call me crazy. Plenty of room. For flailing, hooting, and spin radius. I like to stand on the bed too, check the light fixture; sometimes jump up and down. And it's nice to have some basic romance, like a candle and half gallon of Spanada. Even cups, if you remember. I think car people are older. >>>>....fingers do not make you pregnant. But remember, you can't always tell the difference.<<<< Boys can.