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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (50322)	3/7/1999 12:49:00 PM
From: Mike M2	Respond to of 132070

mike, with respect to AG actions speak louder than words and talk is cheap. until his actions prove otherwise he should be regarded as the guardian of the bubble economy. A responsible central banker would have taken action long ago. Mike

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (50322)	3/7/1999 1:19:00 PM
From: Alias Shrugged	Read Replies (6) \| Respond to of 132070

You bares are so stoopit. The market is going higher - get long or be rong! Since you are sew blinded by the doom and gluem, I will lay out how DOW will be going to 12,000 by March 31. March 8: -- Bond rallies back to 5.35% due to Joe BattaBingo reiterating inflation is low, earnings look great, yadda, yadda, yadda -- DOW jumps to 10,200. Joe Kernan and da Brain throw darts at picture of The Fleckster. Bob Froelich and Al Goldman call up Jimmy Rodgers (Jimmy is globe trottin somewhere) ask him how his crude oil futures and Icelandic stocks are doin - har har har March 11: -- DELL announces strategic partnership with AMWAY. -- EURO falls to $1.04; YEN moves to 135 per buck -- Maria B. hired as intern at White House -- TYX drops to 5.15%; DOW now at 10,450 -- EXXON sets up website -- MSFT buys Ecuador and Thailand - Gates sick of rummy currencies spooking the markets (Stock deal - not cash) March 18: -- REAL falls to 2.75/$ IMF says bailout plan on Target -- DOW at 11,400 - Don Hays dragged to floor of NYSE and pelted with eggs -- Unemployment rate at 4.1%; Trade Deficit at $18.5B -- SPX 1500 Party Planned -- DELL announces strategic partnership with Mary Kay Cosmetics -- Chase Manhatten gives away PIII laptop to customers opening brokerage accounts --Easy Al say economy never looked better - increasing personal bankruptcy attributed to "seasonal factors" March 19: -- Option expiry turns into bedlam as DOW melt-up continues on word McDonalds open website - DOW closes at 11,875 -- EURO falls to $.94 - Germany in confirmed recession - Bond market rallies as FED will need to lower rates to save EUROLAND -- YEN moves to 185/$ - Japanese institutions say: fuggit - ignore 3/31 year end and pour assets into S&P 500 -- Canada asks to be 53rd state (after Brazil and Russia) -- David Tice dragged onto NYSE floor and pelted with FURBYs March 26 -- DELL announces strategic partnership with Pork Growers Association -- Argentina, Mexico, Columbia, Nigeria and Indonesia plan to dollarize economies - say our currency looks more manly -- Inflation reported as zero. CPI measurement changed to exclude food and energy and include cost to trade 1,000 shares online (market order only) -- Trade Deficit tracking at $35B per month - attributed to seasonal factors -- Budget Surplus projected at $300B per year due to taxes on capital gains; Slick says Maria B is a stalker and breathes too heavily and sends her back to CNBC, DOW jumps to 11,999 on this news March 31: -- DELL announces strategic partnership with International Paper (concerned about sufficient supply of cardboard boxes) -- DOW jumps to 12,250 Wednesday morning; Joe K and da Brain don party hats and make annonymous obscene phone calls to Bill Meehan -- Bond yield drops to 4.3% -- Abby Jo receives congressional medal of honor -- Unemployment rate at 1.3% due to massive increase in day-traders quitting their full-time jobs -- AMZN website now offering books, CDs, drugs, DOW 15,000 Bumper Stickers, children's clothing, gourmet foods, motorcycle accessories, Home Equity Loans, cosmetics, do-it-yourself piercing kits, cars, and ISLANDS -- Yen at 450/$, EROU at $.59, REAL at 4/$, GOLD at $129; Crude at $5.75 -- Housing prices up 75%, attributed to seasonal factors -- NYSE volume now at 1.75 billion shares per day --Congress passes law that companies must meet revised analyst earnings expectations or else Get long or be RONG!!