I was just re-reading the J-Link, and suddenly it became clear!
Jack
THE BASICS . . . . . BEFORE YOU BUY AN OTC PENNY STOCK.
Um uh.. . . Dehe are sebehal key areas t' look at when doigg DD on an Obeh-de-counteh penny stock. And it doesn't eben inclube lookigg at the, uh uh uh, financial inf'mashun. . . DOIHH!dat is de least iportant digg t' look at. Share struckure 'n distribushun is de FIRST place our ahs shudd go when lookigg at an OTC stock. Don't eben READ de news until you know whedeh or not 5 million shares webuhre sold at .005 t' a c'pany in de Cayman Islands. If so, you can rest assurid dat dehe will be heaby selligg on any run up, as each new buy is met wid an insideh sell. DOIHH!And the, ERRRR, stock will probab den get heaby shortid near the, duh uhh, top. , GEEEHEEHEEE.and driben down t' nodigg. . and I do mean NOTHING. And if the, errr, c'pany does not report deir financials t' de SEC. . .RUN AWAY. Don't eben consideh dem, cuz dey will sure rip you off any way dat dey can. And if dey SAY dat dey will soon be reportigg deir "audited" financials. . .run eben fasteh. . .dis means dey habe NO INTENTION of filigg wid de SEC. Um uh.And eben if dey say "webuh will be filigg wid de SEC" or eben "webuh HABE submittid our financials t' de SEC." DON'T BELIEBE THEM. MDCE put out a half dozen press releases telligg shareholdehs dat dey filid deir financials wid de SEC. . .but somehow. , GEEEHEEHEEE..as if by magic. . .dey habe nebeh appearid on de Ejars. Dis stuff is de BASICS of penny tradigg. SECOND, look at de HISTORY of the, ERRRR, stock. Gawlly!. .was dehe a rebehse split or rebehse mehgeh in its past, duh...uh...? If so, dehe will probab be more progglems or more rebehse splits in the, uh uh uh, future. Duh, how long has the, errr, c'pany been in bidness, duh...uh...? It is one digg f' a c'pany t' come up wid an idea. . .it is CLEARLY anodeh f' same c'pany t' figer out a way t' successful market dat produck or sehbice. . . and it is anodeh digg yet, uh, f' the, errr, c'pany t' propeh manage deir money. Take down de names of de officehs of the, errr, c'panies, duuhhhh, de inbestor relashuns peoble or firm 'n any odeh iportant parties. Um uh.. .and do a "entire webuhbsite" search at de SEC. Dis is not an Ejar search. DOIHH!. and can be found on de main page of de SEC, which EBERY penny tradeh shudd know behy webuhll. Uhhh....If your party comes up in the, ERRRR, search, you can know deir hifayree tale. . if not, uh, it does not mean dey are "clear". . .dey still cudd be undeh inbestigashun or habe playid a smalleh role in odeh scams, duuhhhh, etc. . . .or dgust habe nebeh been caught. Be UN-trustigg as a defense t' loss 'n you will increase your chass at gains. De easy way t' do searches on SEC is t' use "addg" betweebuhn names like Dgohn Smid. . ."dgohn addg smid" . Duh.. if it is an obb last name, uh uh uh, it shudd be fine by itself. Duh.. Um uh."stephanapolous" or "gianapolitana" or "santodomigguez" etc. . .odehwise use addg on firm names like "La Dgolla addg Capital" or "La addg Dgolla addg Capital" . . dis will keep the, duh uhh, thousands of uses of "capital" or the, errr, city "La Dgolla" from comigg up in the, ERRRR, search. It means litehal "addgacent" words. THIRD, read de press releases wid a cynical eye. . Duh.. DOIHH!if dey say dat de industry is reportid to genehate 14 billion in rebenues each year 'n webuh estimate dat our rebenues in the, errr, comigg year will be betweebuhn 40 million 'n 60 million dollars. . DOIHH!. . RUN away. If dehe is no LOGICAL 'n detailid explanashun of HOW the, errr, c'pany plans t' make ANY money. . .den dey don't. . Gawlly!. dey dgust plan t' sell shares. . to you, duh...uh...? . . hopeful NO. GEE danks.. to the, ERRRR, suckehs dat don't habe a clue what dey are doigg. ANY reports of "probuhjecked" rebenues shudd be basid on PRIOR pehf'mass. . .if not, uh, it is dgust a pie-in-de-sky arbitr numbeheh pickid out t' make dem look good t' prospeckibe penny tradehs. If the, errr, c'pany gordkartehs is in Bancoubeh, Boca Raton, La Dgolla, Denbeh or Las Begas. Um uh.. . Uhhh..... RUN AWAY. Dehe is an old sayigg in de record biz, whehe dousands of demo tapes are sent ebehy weebuhk. . Um uh.. "if webuh rebuhjeck 100 pehcent of dose wantigg a record deal, webuh will be correck in our decishun 99 pehcent of the, duh uhh, time. Gawlly!. Lee me lone!.and dat ain't bad" By catagorical denyigg ANY c'pany hailigg from dese cities, duuhhhh, dud rebuhjeckigg 100 pehcent of dem. . .webuh will be correck in our decishun 99 pehcent of the, duh uhh, time. Lee me lone!And dat is not bad. Odeh suspeck cities, duuhhhh, which wudd rekire EXTENSIBE DD t' dgustify, inclube New York City, Dallas, duuhhhh, Houston, Palm Spriggs or odeh cities of de Coachella Balley, Ft. Laudehdale or odeh cities in Soud Florida, any city in Nebada, ANY city in Canada whehe ebehyone can short-sell penny stocks, duuhhhh, any odeh "resort" city. . . If Gucci has a store dehe. Lee me lone!. Uhhh.....den chasss are your c'pany does not opehate a 50,000 skare foot buildigg in the, ERRRR, same town. . but radeh is dgust one of many opehashuns out of a small office dehe. FOURTH. .INBESTIGATE, GEEEHEEHEEE.. Gawlly!. A good way t' find out bou' the, errr, c'pany, duh...uh...? CALL THEM. NO, I don't mean t' call de numbeheh dey probide you. DOIHH!. .I mean call de local area direckory assistass 'n ask f' the, errr, c'pany name. . . I habe eben gone as far as askid f' de numbehehs of each of de officehs of suspeck c'panies, duuhhhh, on to find dat NOBODY had a listid numbeheh. Uhhh..... Lee me lone!not eben the, errr, c'pany. If the, errr, c'pany has an unlistid numbeheh. . .dink bou' it. DOIHH!. Duh.deir customehs or clients will not be aggle t' find dem. DOIHH!. Um uh.dey are absoloot bogus. If de CEO or his wife answebuhrs. . or dehe is a baby cryigg in de background. Um uh.. .guess what, duh...uh...? De c'pany is beigg run out of de kitchen taggle of a house, uh uh uh, 'n dey want your money. . .errrr, why, duh...uh...? Dehe are bills dat neid paid, uh uh uh uh, dat's errrr, why. Anodeh good trick, is t' offeh t' bisit the, errr, c'pany gordkartehs on short notice. . .say somedigg like I will be in town firss digg in de mornigg 'n wudd like direckions t' the, errr, c'pany gordkartehs, duuhhhh, so you can report back t' your dread on Silicon Inbestor. . .yes dey all read our dreads. If dey say the, errr, c'pany is mobigg, undeh construckion or gibe ANY reason whatsoebeh f' not allowigg you dehe. . . you habe your answebuhr. . dey are bogus. .don't beliebe dem. . .if dey offeh t' meet you elsewhehe or t' guide you in. . . decline 'n say, you may be late 'n insist on gettigg precise direckions t' the, errr, c'pany gordkartehs. Duh, you will be amazid at de numbeheh of c'panies dat will refuse t' tell you. If you are still innerestid in the, errr, c'pany at dis poit. . .den you must ask yourself duh, how much you are willigg t' lose. . Uhhh..... DOIHH!if you are "inbestigg" 2,000 or more dollars, duuhhhh, den go t' Soudwebuhst Airlines webuhbsite on a Tuesday dru Dursday 'n book a 33 t' 99 dollar "innernet special" flite dehe 'n go 'n see dem f' yourself. F' dgust a same day trip. , GEEEHEEHEEE.or obehnite if you feel adbenturous. . .f' dgust a few hundrid bucks. . you can get a firss hand account of whehe your money is goigg. If dey sell goods, GEEEHEEHEEE.. .you want t' see the, uh, the warehouse, uh uh uh, shippigg, receibigg departmin. . .it shudd be ipressibe. . Duh.eben if it is tiny. . if dey sell sehbices. . you want t' see de laborehs pehf'migg dese sehbices. . .if the, errr, c'pany is nodigg more dan a small office wid no laborehs, duuhhhh, cuz dey "farm out" or deir workehs work "out of deir homes" . Duh.. .RUN away. Dat is a lie. Duh.. the, errr, c'pany is in bidness dgust t' sell shares. In which case, uh uh uh, be sure t' note de leadeh innerior of de CEO's car. . .cuz dat is what your 2,000 bucks bought. Note de name or names on the, uhhh, door. Lee me lone!Instead of the, errr, c'pany name, uh uh uh, does it say "capital.. Lee me lone!.ekity. . Lee me lone!.inbestor, GEEEHEEHEEE.. Lee me lone!.relashuns. . .financial". . etc, duh...uh...?, duh...uh...?, duh...uh...? Do you know errrr, why, duh...uh...? Cuz dey opehate NUMEROUS c'panies from the, ERRRR, same office. . . in which case, uh uh uh, your presess is not on NOT WANTED. . .it is dreatenigg t' deir libelyhood. If dat is the, errr, case, uh uh uh, I wudd not bodeh t' eben enteh, as it may be a potenshul dangehous or dreatenigg situashun. . . I wudd turn around 'n nebeh look back. But hehe is de part of penny tradigg dat is de most iportant of all. . Um uh..and what I expeck from each of us hehe on the, uh uh uh, fishigg dread. . . when you habe inf'mashun bou' dese c'panies like dat describid abobe. . and someone else is gettigg suckehid into the, ERRRR, same c'pany. GEE danks.. , GEEEHEEHEEE.habe the, uhhh, decency t' tell dem. You don't neid to go on the, duh uhh, thread 'n tell ebeyone dey are inbestid in a bogus c'pany. . Duh..chasss are good dat dey habe already figerd dat out. Gawlly!. DOIHH!. but in the, errr, course of day discusshun, when de name pops up. . and you can shid some lite. . do not hold back. If dey webuhre unlisted. . GEE danks.say so. . Um uh.if dey habe conbehtiggle debentures from an offshore placemin. . say so. . .if dehe was a 1 f' 100 rebehse split a year ago. Duh.. .say so . . etc etc etc. Not ebehy c'pany on de OTC or de Nasdaq is bogus.. . . but as I said on de Scammy Aerds: Webuhlcome t' de Obeh-De-Counteh market of Eleckronic Bulletin Board 'n Pink Sheet stocks. Out of 100,000 issues, duuhhhh, 90,000 are scammys 9,000 are clueless 900 are real tryigg Leabigg 100 dat are word buyigg.
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