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To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (40094)	3/10/1999 9:45:00 AM
From: woody	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

I was afraid you would say that!

To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (40094)	3/10/1999 10:25:00 AM
From: Howard C.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Shareless and Shoeless, that's our Jane

To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (40094)	3/10/1999 10:31:00 AM
From: Jack Colton	Respond to of 50264

This is kind of an adjunct to William Brotherson's story of the day... Jack ********************************************* All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for wasteremoval." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him/her, so in a huff, he/she shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge ... just an asshole.