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To: Thomas M. who wrote (24271)3/10/1999 12:00:00 PM
From: accountclosed  Respond to of 86076
 
CBT needs to list some "If I only had a brain" futures <g>
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I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

gosh, it would be awful pleas'n
to reason out the reason
for things i can't explain.
then perhaps i'll deserve ya
and be even worthy of ya
if i only had a brain!



To: Thomas M. who wrote (24271)3/10/1999 12:38:00 PM
From: Lucretius  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
what's that... bend over and grab your ankles? -g-