To: accountclosed who wrote (24283 ) 3/10/1999 2:14:00 PM From: Terry Whitman Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
The Computer Hillbillies (sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies) >> >> Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, >> A poor college kid, barely kept his family fed, >> But then one day he was talking to a recruiter, >> Who said, "they pay big bucks if ya work on a computer..." >> >> Windows, that is... PC's... Workstations... >> >> Well, the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an Engineer. >> The kinfolk said "Jed, move away from here". >> They said "California is the place ya oughta be", >> So he bought some donuts and he moved to Silicon Valley... >> >> Intel, that is... Pentium ... big amusement park... >> >> On his first day at work, they stuck him in a cube. >> Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube. >> They said "your project's late, but we know just what to do. >> Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you 52!" >> >> OT, that is... unpaid... mandatory... >> >> The weeks rolled by and things were looking bad. >> Schedules started slipping and some managers were mad. >> They called another meeting and decided on a fix. >> The answer was simple... "We'll work him sixty-six!" >> >> Tired, that is... stressed out... no social life... >> >> Months turned to years and his hair was turning grey. >> Jed worked very hard while his life slipped away. >> Waiting to retire when he turned 64, >> Instead he got a call and escorted out the door. >> >> Laid off, that is... de-briefed... unemployed... >> >> Now the moral of the story is listen to what you're told, >> Companies will use you and discard you when you're old. >> So gather up your friends and start your own firm, >> Beat the competition, watch the bosses squirm. >> >> Millionaires, that is... Bill Gates... Steve Jobs... >> >> Y'all come back now... ya hear'