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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (14)	3/13/1999 8:52:00 PM
From: MoneyBaggs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they are getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other and then look at the guy and say, "Sure." So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman. The friends all laugh. The guy says, "No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like." So one of the friends decides to check it out. He opened the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. He gets all excited and says, "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?" The hit man replies, "Sure." So the guy looks for a second and says, "YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! And he's naked too!" This really upsets the guy, so he asks the hitman how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, "I get $1000 everytime I pull the trigger." The guy responds, "$1000??? Well, ok. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around with my wife." The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about five minutes until finally the man starts to get really impatient and asks, "What are you waitng for?!? The hitman replies, "Just hold on..... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks!"

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (14)	3/13/1999 11:29:00 PM
From: AugustWest	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

Howdee. Just doing a little bar hopping. Glad you like the idea of a beer thread. We're not a very stuffy crowd over there, just a bunch of beer drinking, let your hair down group of guys. BTW, here is a photo of our poster girl. dmhc.student.harvard.edu She takes some getting use to, but don't all the finer things in life? Full effect...click "onto the morning". dmhc.student.harvard.edu

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (14)	3/14/1999 1:37:00 AM
From: kekoa	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2380

Freak, et.al., Great idea and hope, however, that the stiffs on the real thread don't forget to keep a sense of humor. HH this week in the islands, was a ho hummer. Phil was trying to find the cats after inadvertently mentioning the word "spay" around the house. Last I saw him he was walking around with a brewski and his laptop with cell phone modem looking for Tiger and trying to keep on the thread. The short version is that after paying his bail, Phil is back on the loose. We are waiting with baited breath for your weekly reports of HH for the gang. Aloha and grossest insults/kekoa