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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (38471)	3/15/1999 10:38:00 AM
From: Daniel Schuh	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

It's an arduous task, isn't it, JLA, pumping all that "truth" out of your petrified pecker. I'm sure you'll soldier on in service of your unit, regardless.

To: jlallen who wrote (38471)	3/15/1999 11:21:00 AM
From: Les H	Respond to of 67261

Tooth-Fairy Caught Laundering Chinese Money for the DNC Ever wonder where the Tooth Fairy gets her money? Apparently the FBI has wanted an answer to that question for quite a while. BNN has recently learned that an FBI investigation into illegal campaign contributions to the Democratic Party from Chinese sources has turned up evidence that the Tooth Fairy has been deeply involved in this illegal activity. An anonymous FBI agent who is close to the investigation told BNN, "This scandal lays bare the utter corruption of the Clinton campaign machine. Our sources tell us that Clinton has been manipulating a loop hole in current campaign laws that don't require money from the Tooth Fairty to be reported to the Federal Election Commission. Clinton apparently blackmailed the Tooth Fairy into working for the DNC. According to one informant the President threatened to exterminate the entire fairy population by ordering Democrats across the country to say , "I don't believe in fairies." It is common knowledge that every time a person utters those words a fairy dies." In order to save the lives of fairies around the world, the Tooth Fairy agreed to pick up large sums of money in China and then deposit the cash under the pillows of the President and select Democratic candidates. Clinton is reported to have boasted, "The coins in the money bags make so much noise I keep mistaking the Tooth Fairy for Tinker Bell." More on this scandal as it unfolds.