What is this Glenn - you didn't write it.... an editorial piece?
(I didn't read the NYT article... I've got too much to do watching fights and spending money)
Michelle,
I did not write it and did not mean for it to come across that way here is the entire email:
"Street Life
Monday, March 15, 1999, 7:00 p.m.
Big Mergers, But No Dow 10,000 Yet
By Andrew Serwer
Everything you want out of the stock market, EXCEPT Dow 10,000. Stocks were up strongly across the board on Monday: We had record closes on the Dow and S&P, but for all you with a spoilsport streak, the Dow climbed 82, to 9958, missing 10,000 by--well, you can do the math--okay, 42!! Bad thing: The advance decline line was flat. (Hey, it was the first close over 9900. And the transports were up 137 points on UAL news! See Loose Change.) NASDAQ climbed 49, to 2431. Long bond fell to 5.51%. Techs, financials, transports, you name it, Kemo Sabe, they all rocked the house today. Here's what's been tickling our (CAT!) fancy today:
(FINALLY!) MERGERS THAT MATTER.... Fleet buying BankBoston (geez, why?!?) for $16 billion. (Yeah! A big bank merger!) Hey, it's amazing how the guys at Robby Stephens have made out!!... DuPont buyin' up all of Pioneer Hi-Bred for $7.7 billion.... El Paso is buying Sonat for $6 billion. So there you go. We did about $30 billion of deals today. Not bad, amigos. Not bad!!
BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY.... Okay, so the report from Citizen Buffett came out. WSJ story was lame (talked about what he DIDN'T talk about)! NYT's piece was better. But it's tough to do fast. Anyway, with some friendly guidance (!), I thought we could point to a few salient points. Going through the shareholder's letter we learn: Buffett knows his Wagner (or least likes to rap about it). And GEICO rocked. Numbers were great. (Also, in 1995, GEICO spent $33 mil in marketing. In 1999, the ad budget is $190 mil.) Its market share grew tremendously, but only from 3% to 3.5%--car insurance biz is soooo huge.... Also, Buffett loves Executive Jet (EJA), accounted for 31% of all corporate jet rental in '97, but he thinks its potential is huge. (Last year, Buffett spent more than nine times his salary at Borsheim's and EJA.) Buffett paid a special one-time fee to the SEC of $30 mil, in connection with the Gen Re deal! The float in his P&C business is some $23 billion (compared with $17 million in 1967 when he got in the biz), but the reinsurance biz is soft now, according to Buffett. More from the report tomorrow.... Interestingly, BRK-A fell $4,300, to $76,000. Maybe investors were bummed out Buffett didn't disclose that he owned 20% of Yahoo! (or something!).
AMAZON.... Did you see the New York Times Magazine story on Amazon.com? Pretty good, actually. The point was, the STOCK is the story!! (Like Marshall McLuhan, the media is the message.) That the company's line business almost is its stock price. Better than the usual NYT Mag piece, which is increasingly irrelevant (stories like "The Triumph of Intellectual Transgender Sexuality on American Campuses" or "Golda Meir's Enduring Legacy." YEAH! BTW, where did Intel close today??). Anyway, good Amazon story. Couple quibbles: Author kept saying how bad the jobs were there--journalism error 101: SHOW them how bad, never really described. And as far as Amazon being a cult, well, all new, hep companies are like that (Dell, Starbucks, Sun, etc....). And forget about Bezos' wife.... But it was worth reading....
IF SWEET 16 WERE COMPANIES (special for Joe Nocera, new and improved!).... Duke = Microsoft (Coach K is Bill) UCONN = Sun (So go get it!) Kentucky = IBM (always there, but Tubby's more of a guy than Lou) Auburn = Amazon (for real?) Southwest Missouri = Dollar General (where's the library at?) St John's (wort!) = Texas Instruments (used to be good, good again?) Purdue = Pioneer Hi-bred (I don't know!) Iowa = Hewlett-Packard (nothing fancy; win one for Lew and Tom!) Florida = Ascend (go figure!) Gonzaga = eBay (up $14, to $156 today. Tomorrow?) Miami (FL) = Burlington Coat Factory (not Burlington Industries) Oklahoma = Home Depot (I'm being generous. NAJARA!) Michigan State = GE (blue collar, but when it works, it hums) Temple = Compaq (need respect? Then earn it!) Ohio State = Wendy's (Dave Thomas Country!) Maryland = Lucent (real good, but how good?)
OTHERS: Stanford = Oracle (ooops!!) Carolina = Coke (not this year!) SEND 'EM IN
Loose Change
AOL. The juggernaut. Up almost $6, to $102, a new high.... Netscape is now at $91 (up $6), all because of AOL, says Joe Kernan in his General and Soldiers discussion, which was actually funny. (Bill, you are a good straight man!) Think about it, this stock was $14 and flat on its back!! Prince Alwaleed owns a bunch of Netscape, as if he needs it!!... Mister Soft climbed $5.50, to just under $166. So did SunW, up almost $6, to $109.50.... The mega-transport rally came from UAL, which preannounced some JUICY numbers, up $6, to $73. Other airlines were strong, too.... Here's a little question: How many days does Mr. Ludwig work at Bankers Trust? It's not really true that he flies up from Washington three days a week to his big office filled with those fancy flags? Or is it?... Winners: eBay up $14, to $156. Network Solutions way up, too.... Read Dr. Ed (Yardeni)? I call him MR. Ed (nyark nyark!).... This from Alex Taylor, ace car dude! "According to the rags, Ford is preparing a backup bid for Nissan. My advice: Don't go there! Why would Ford want a bankrupt automaker in a mature, stagnant market that is likely to resent any attempt by a foreign company to rescue it? And Ford, remember how much trouble you have had with Mazda, just getting through to the employees and figuring out how much debt the company has? Well, Nissan is more complicated, more bureaucratic, and likely to be a lot more antagonistic. This is not a cheap deal at any price." Thanks, Alex. But one thing. Tell us what you really think!!... Ty Warner, the guy who created Beanie Babies, bought NYC's Four Seasons Hotel for $275 million. Apparently, it's his favorite hotel and he just had to have it. (Thanks, Amy!).... Got a great list of computer failures from Peter Neumann of SRI International in Menlo Park. Just a list of thousands of 'em: "USS Yorktown Aegis missile cruiser dead in water for 2.75 hours after unchecked divide by zero in application on Windows NT Smart Ship Technology." And "Matsushita's Panasonic Interactive Media filter spews out vulgarities." And thousands more!! Call him up, he'll send!... Hey, why can't they catch Eric Rudolph (NO relation to Wilma, by the way!)?... Coaching changes in the NBA: Hey GMs, it's not the coaches, it's the players! Would Phil Jackson have won titles without you-know-who and Scottie? Not!!! And quick, who is the coach of the Utah Jazz? Who was former coach? As for Calipari, he's a bad man. So later, Cal.... you foolish thing....
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