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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (100)	3/15/1999 11:06:00 PM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

>A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he >> decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he >> could do to cure his problem. >> >> In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are >> getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." >> >> That same day the man went to the store and bought himself >> a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he >> ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in >> bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found >> themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt >> the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. >> >> The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor >> asked, "How did it go?" >> >> The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, >> my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my >> neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"