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To: Ken who wrote (384)	3/16/1999 6:19:00 PM
From: antibash	Respond to of 433

Smart Pills A farmer from Saskatchewan was in Nfld visiting. While touring a small fishing town he noticed an old timer bent over picking berries. "What are you picking sir" asked the farmer? "Smart Pills, they increase your IQ" said the old timer. "Boy, I bet I could make a fortune growing smart pills on my farm can I have some?" "Well, I make my living selling smart pills, I could sell you some at $200 per pound" The farmer agreed, thinking the folks back in Saskatchewan could use an increase in IQ. Three years later the farmer returned to the village. He found the old timer still picking smart pills. "Hey old timer, you ripped me off, those weren't smart pills you sold me they were rabbit turds" said the farmer "See" said the old timer, "YOUR GETTING SMARTER ALREADY"

To: Ken who wrote (384)	3/16/1999 6:25:00 PM
From: antibash	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 433

THIS ONE IS BETTER Sorta Like The Titanic Story A young Newfoundland girl had just been dumped by her boyfriend and was devastated. She decided that life was not worth living, so she walked down to the docks and out to the end of a pier. She was standing there gathering the courage to jump when a young man grabbed her arm and started talking to her. He told her "I am a seaman sailing for Europe in the morning and I'll smuggle you aboard my ship and take good care of you." The young lady agreed and the young man smuggled her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat along the side of the ship. Every day he would bring her food and they would make mad passionate love. This went on for THREE weeks! One day the captain was inspecting the ship and lifted the cover of the life raft where the girl was hiding. He started interrogating her and she told him of the young sailor who had saved her and was being so nice to her. The captain said " Missus I hope you enjoyed the sex, this is the BELL ISLAND FERRY"!!!!!

To: Ken who wrote (384)	3/16/1999 9:41:00 PM
From: TopCat	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 433

Ken, Your last few posts only confirmed my decision that I wouldn't waste anymore time with you. It's obvious from those posts (and others) that you are just another Y2K freak trying to scare the hell out of people with your "knowledge" of the problem. It's people like you that just might cause a panic around the Y2K issue.....most likely even before the date change. I haven't seen you offer any constructive advise based on your "knowledge"....only information to the effect that the "sky is falling." When you grow up......we can talk again. Goodbye. TC