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To: Edwarda who wrote (1759)	3/17/1999 5:53:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

I ain't gonna touch that one.

To: Edwarda who wrote (1759)	3/18/1999 10:22:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

I Can't Take It --------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don't you love him any more," asked the lawyer? "Oh, I still love him," the woman replied. "But, all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it." "Instead of divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make love?" the lawyer suggested. The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband started in on her. "Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom." "Well, then," he said. "Here's $50." The wife began walking to the bedroom. "Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times in the kitchen!" PSN