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To: Ilaine who wrote (19523)3/17/1999 5:18:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Get a paint gun, one of those they use in Testosterone Sanctuaries for playing commando. Those ****ers leave a bruise and a really satisfying mark. Splat!



To: Ilaine who wrote (19523)3/17/1999 6:01:00 PM
From: Gauguin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
I use a super soaker. A spudgun would kill a cat dead and a person too. Use on the owner.

It just so happens I like that bumper sticker.

I am not above trapping the cat and getting it fixed and releasing it, like it was on vacation, but I've not had to do that. I assume I would be killed for it.

If anything hit the cat in the head or eye you would blind or kill it. He just does what nature tells him. I don't think your kitties should suffer. We protect ours. But I have to pay the bills for the fight wounds, fevers, antibiotics, and then run string through the abcess holes and pump stuff in there for a week, so I seriously consider people's cats in my yards that aren't fixed, kidnappable.

A high power water soaker does wonders.

I'd like to think up some other weapons. But even fixed males wander around, sometimes just because they don't know what else to do, and city lots are small, and they like to hunt, and if someone blinded or kilt Stumpy we would be very very upset.

You're right about beards. On the way down here a sheriff wanted to search my car. I was parked at a rest area. I told him no. He says, "You know what that makes me think, don't you?" "The answer is no."



To: Ilaine who wrote (19523)3/17/1999 10:08:00 PM
From: BlueCrab  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Spud-gun can and will splatter said cat. My idea - fill one of those super squirters with ammonia solution. See said cat, soak said cat, cat will NEVER return. Really wanna mess 'im up, add a little jalapeno juice.