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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1887)	3/17/1999 9:19:00 PM
From: Alan Whirlwind	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1911

St. Pat's Day (part2) LEPRECHAUN! Willie: Hillary will be so proud of me--with all this gold, we'll elect her Senator for sure. PLINK Oops--I dropped one coin under the porch. I'll have to get it later. Meanwhile... Hillary: I hate these dark, damp basements. Now where can I hide these FBI files where no one will find them...huh? Who's there? Imf: Let me out! Let me out! Hillary: Chelsea? Is that you? What are you doing in that crate? Imf (with false voice): Someone played a practical joke on me. Hillary, okay--I'll get you out...why, I found a fresh 4-leaf clover on this crate--What luck! I'll be right back Chelsea--I've got to call my futures broker first before the luck rubs off... Okay Chelsea, crawl out of this hole...A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H!!! Imf: Where's me gold? Hillary: I don't know what you're talking about. Imf: I want me gold! Give me my gold! Hillary: I don't have any gold. I'm only long cattle. Who are you? A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H! (faints) Willie: Hillary, what's wrong? What? You're on the loose again! Imf: I want me gold. Willie: I, I don't have it. Imf: Where is it? Willie: I sold it forward to cover the LCTM hedge fund bail out. You'll have to go into the future to get it back. Heh, heh--first time I ever screwed a Leprechaun! A-A-A-A-A-A-GH-H-H!!! $ Al Gore: Well honey--this is the house we inherited from cousin Willlie. It'll need some fixing up, but it will do. Anyway, I have plenty of time to work on it now that I'm finished inventing the internet. We can always rent out the far bedroom on the side of the house with the carport where we park the Lincoln. TP: Look honey, I found this coin--it must be solid gold. Al Gore: We'll take it to Cousin Alan and ask if it has any value. Later... AG: Well cousin, it's solid gold, but it only has minor value as a medium of barter in a potential Y2K triggered crisis. I'll keep it here and show it to a collecter for a second opinion. Al Gore: I'll bring it back tomorrow... $ Imf: I want me gold--you have me gold! I sense its presence here. AG: What gold? You mean that coin? I just sent it back with Cousin Al. What are you doing with that pogo stick? Imf: It's not a pogo stick; it's a diamond bitted drill from I borrowed from Cambior. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H!!! $ Imf: I want me gold! Give me me gold! Al Gore: Okay--don't do anything hasty. I'll have the CIA fax over a detailed map showing its location...here. POOF! TP: He's gone! What was the map of? Al Gore: The Busang in Borneo. Now where's my cell phone...hello, Guerney Seed Company? I'd like to order some of that 4-leaf clover seed... TP: 4-leaf clover seed? Al Gore: Yes--it would be perfect cover for the White House lawn...