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To: DaiS who wrote (19811)	3/17/1999 7:43:00 PM
From: AlienTech	Respond to of 23519

>>How much do you think Pfizer is paying Bob Dole? << The man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. He asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said "One box of large condoms to register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting and, like most men, up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said, "One box of medium sized condoms to register 5." A few customers back was Bob Dole. He thought what he had witnessed was way too cool! He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female since the accident, so he thought this was his chance. When he got up to the register, he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size, and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said, "Clean up at register 5!" Bob leans into the mike and says, Viagra made me do that.