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To: Ish who wrote (19559)3/17/1999 7:20:00 PM
From: Rick Julian  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
Believe me brother, you haven't lived until you've loved a fruit.

Reminds me of a hilarious scene from the movie "Night on Earth" where the taxi driver rhapsodizes about his amorous exploits with pumpkins.



To: Ish who wrote (19559)3/17/1999 7:45:00 PM
From: Ilaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
>>>>>My sex life ain't great but I've never pricked lemons<<<<<

LOL! Well, of course not, you live in the Midwest! This reminds me, tangentially, but who cares, of a man I knew, he wasn't a very nice man, he sold machine guns (he said) to people in parts of the world where they wouldn't be used for governmental purposes, for example. Among other things. He used to give hookers rubber checks, for example, drawn on closed bank accounts. How he persuaded them to take the checks in the first place is a puzzlement, I think it involved pretending like large sums of money were involved. Maybe not terribly bright hookers. I guess that there are bright ones. I wouldn't know. Another man I knew, a friend of his, asked him, "Don, is there anything you haven't done?" And he thought for a while, and then he said, apparently seriously, "Well, I never f***ed a frog."