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To: PROLIFE who wrote (24933)3/20/1999 12:18:00 PM
From: O'Hara  Respond to of 39621
 
><>...Dan, that is hilarious...><>

Thanks for the big smile it put on my big face! :)

Ps 32:11
11 Be glad in the LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous: and shout for joy, all ye that are upright in heart.

Have a blessed day Dan, you and your family.
Shalom...><>
Nice and peaceful around here lately...Praise God, Praise God~!!



To: PROLIFE who wrote (24933)3/21/1999 8:38:00 AM
From: Sam Ferguson  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 39621
 
Seems like you like some humour along so saw this and said this lesson in morals is for DCF.

Inspiration for the Unhappy

Once upon a time there was a little sparrow, who
hated to fly south for the winter. He dreaded the
thought of leaving his home so much that he
decided he would delay the journey until the last
possible minute. After bidding a fond farewell to
all his sparrow friends, he went back to his nest
and stayed for an additional four weeks. Finally,
the weather turned so bitterly cold that he could
delay no longer. As the little sparrow took off
and started to fly south it began to rain. In a
short time, ice began to form on his little wings.
Almost dead from cold and exhaustion, he fell to
earth in a barnyard. As he was breathing what he
though was his last breath, a horse walked out
of the barn and proceeded to cover the little bird
with fertilizer. At first the sparrow could think of
nothing except that this was a terrible way to
die. But as the fertilizer started to sink into his
feathers, it warmed his body. He also found that
he had room to breathe. Suddenly the little
sparrow was so happy that he started to sing. At
that moment a large cat came into the barnyard
an hearing the chirping of the little bird, began
digging into the fertilizer to find out where the
sound was coming from. The cat finally
uncovered the bird and ate him.

This story contains three morals:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who takes shit off of you is your
friend.
3. When you are warm and comfortable, even if it
is in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

Contributed by Nan from Buffalo