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To: Tenchusatsu who wrote (76736)3/18/1999 3:40:00 PM
From: Paul Fiondella  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 186894
 
Here is how

Knock Knock

You: Who's there.
SS: The secret Police, open up. Mayor Guiliani sent us.
Y: Yes sir!!!!
SS: Get down on the floor. Get down on the floor.
Y: But what did I do. I didn't do anything.
SS: Whack WHomp Crunch
Y: I'm an engineer. I work for Intel you can't do this to me. I have my rights!
SS: Where's that computer.
Y: I don't have a computer. I gave it away to my elderly aunt. It's not here any more.
SS: Well in that case WHomp. Whack. Crunch. Whomp. Crunch.
Y: Oh my arm. My legs. My !@#$.
SS: When you find that computer bring it into the station. Because the next time we have to come knocking on the door .....