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To: Midnightsun who wrote (40831)	3/19/1999 3:09:00 AM
From: Midnightsun	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Here's a wb type story. All you fathers pay attention. HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH? >>> >>> >>> >>>The man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find >>>his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a >>>question?" >>> >>>"Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man." >>> >>>"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?" >>> >>>"That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the >>>man said angrily. >>> >>>"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" >>>pleaded the little boy. >>> >>>"If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." >>> >>>"Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed. Looking up, he said, >>>"Daddy, may I borrow $10.00 please?" >>> >>>The father was furious. "If the only reason you wanted to know how >>>much money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or >>>some nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to >>>bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours >>>everyday and don't have time for such childish games." >>> >>>The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. >>> >>>The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's >>>questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money. >>> >>>After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he >>>may have been a little hard on his son. Maybe there was something he >>>really needed to buy with that $10.00, and he really didn't ask for >>>money very often. >>> >>>The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. >>> >>>"Are you asleep son?" he asked. >>> >>>"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. >>> >>>"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the >>>man. >>> >>>"It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's >>>that $10.00 you asked for." >>> >>>The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he >>>yelled. >>> >>>Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled >>>bills. >>> >>>The man, since the boy already had money, started to get angry again. >>> >>>The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at the >>>man. >>> >>>"Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father >>>grumbled. >>> >>>"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. >>>"Daddy, I have $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?" >>> >>>_____________________________________________________ >> >

To: Midnightsun who wrote (40831)	3/19/1999 9:53:00 AM
From: CWolf	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 50264

I was/am the sweetest, kindest most gentle dentist in the whole wide world. Now, dch, open wide, wider, w i d e r, w i d e r, w i d e r. That's better, now see this needle................... Say, Mid.., they didn't make a recent movie about you starring Corbin Bernson, did they? >g>

To: Midnightsun who wrote (40831)	3/19/1999 10:51:00 AM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 50264

Are you sure you're not the Steve Martin Character, the Sadistic Dentist as portrayed in Little Shop of Horrors? That's one of the funniest scenes about dentistry anywhere. My wife, who has the ungodly fear of dentists, can't watch the movie because of anticipation and fear over that scene. The Sadistic Dentist (Steve Martin) with the Masochistic Patient (Bill Murray.) Jack