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To: Death Sphincter who wrote (38750)	3/19/1999 10:21:00 AM
From: Vitas	Respond to of 94695

D, there are volume advance decline line (of up-down volume) horizontal trendlines from April 98, July 98, and Jan 99 and we are right in the area now. If volume reverses today it is a failure versus those trendlines. V

To: Death Sphincter who wrote (38750)	3/19/1999 11:58:00 AM
From: Arik T.G.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 94695

Carl, Looks like it could retest the high, which hit 1323.88 (great call!) in the morning, and complete a 5 from the 3/17 low on the 5 min chart. whadaya say? ATG

To: Death Sphincter who wrote (38750)	3/19/1999 1:04:00 PM
From: Daflye	Respond to of 94695

sorry guys and dolls, highly <OT> but funny and directed at the stinkies around here (myself included) heh heh heh. The 1999 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. >> >>ESCAPEE >>Definition: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. >> >>JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee) >>Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine guns pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. >> >>COURTESY FLUSH >>Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. >> >>WALK OF SHAME >>Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH. >> >>OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER >>Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom. >> >>THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN) >>Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS. >> >>SAFE HAVEN >>Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where >you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex >entering the bathroom. >> >>TURD BURGLAR >>Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. >> >>CAMO-COUGH >>Definition: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the >bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. >> >>ASTAIRE >>Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD >BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. >> >>WATERMELON >>Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. >> >>HAVANA OMELET >>Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. >> >>UNCLE TED >>Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. >> >>FLY BY >>Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. >> >>CRACK WHORE >>Definition: A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell tale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN. --------------------------------------------------------------------- My apologies for any language that may offend some of SI's more sensitive readers, and those looking for hints to market direction, but I thought this needed further distribution. Cheers, D

To: Death Sphincter who wrote (38750)	3/21/1999 3:45:00 PM
From: Vitas	Respond to of 94695

correction [ D, there are volume advance decline line (of ) horizontal trendlines from April 98, July 98, and Jan 99 and we are right in the area now. If volume reverses today it is a failure versus those trendlines.] After correcting 2 bad uv data entries in Jan, we did not reach the horizontal trendlines from April 98, July 98, and Jan 99. However, on Thursday's close we had popped above a fibonacci .618 retracement of the decline in the up-down volume a-d line from 1-8 to 3-3, and Friday reversed below it. Still looks kinda cute. V