To: Blue Snowshoe who wrote (500 ) 3/22/1999 5:09:00 PM From: Joana Tides Respond to of 7442
Blue, YOU Are The MarksMaster! Even though shooting out the red star at the arcade (except for that microscopic dot that's always in the corner it must be held on there somehow so they needn't give a prize, you know) is a can-do for me; today my aim was unsteady from my WHOOP-DE-DOO ELATION (an understatement) at This So-Soon Rise of GNET Deja-Vu-All-Over-Again, so the best I could do was to pop that ATI "One if by land, Two if by sea, Three if by air" off the rail... then sat back, watched, ate, and enjoyed! Looked at that Type II and thought, maybe today's lucky to dip a toe, and get some more CPQ, but then didn't. I guess things looked fine just the way they were. I didn't get much work done today, just hung out online, drank green tea alongside a few rounds of fruity tickerside snacks alternating with pop-in-oven frozen nibblefood, posted, watched tickers, talked on the phone, read old unimportant mail, read magazines, etc. Oh well, There's always tomorrow to do something about tomorrow, when in a La-Di-Da mood like this on such a fine third day of spring! Now when Barney Fife noticed that Blue The MarksMaster Was Not Distracted by the excitement, he said "Nooo-0 Andy, Blue was Right There and He stayed On Target!!!" So when Aunt Bea heard it, she declared a Holiday called GNET NO RISK PROCLAMATION DAY (of .12 earnings estimate with the O'Hara Seal Of Approval, compared to a .41 loss just a year ago) and bless her heart she fluttered with pride at Blue's Unwavering Timed Blast At His Target. "Those Kids Must Be Hungry", she fussed, so she whipped up a plate of Goober's favorite "Orange Creme Date Ambrosia Pop-'Ems", & told Opie to take 'em on by to Blue at Ticker Targetside and to All on Techride... "Try Just One" Aunt Bea's NO RISK POP-'EMS (no risk of sudden disruption from tickerside, unlike the Brand X Jalapeno Cheese Pop-'Ems, you know; or like those Brand X Internet Stocks with No Earnings) (these taste great alongside green, chinese, or black Irish tea) Just get Some pitted dates, Some cream cheese, Some grated Orange Zest, A few drops of orange juice from the Orange, and Some coconut. Mix up the creme cheese, lots of orange zest, a little orange juice, just enough to get it just right for stuffing. Stuff it into the dates, then roll the dates in coconut. Arrange them on a better-looking Fancy Company Plate Just Because You Deserve It, Your Tea Should Be Ready By Now, Pour it into a fancy cup that matches the plate and put it on a saucer; and Enjoy Aunt Bea's Tickerside Treat in honor of GNET, Blue, & Mr. O'Hara's Thriftiness with Twelve Cents! We all know from the Old Folks what Twelve Pennies were worth In The Old Days! More 909's Please, Joanie