Juan, has anybody told you taht you have a really nice ass?
As the good arse kisser that you are, you ought to know.... and don't forget to kiss the real arse's arse, remember it is a prized one, the beanie burro... at least that one will have a hint of coffee flavor.
(Penni made me do it.)
It figures....
Oh and make sure you let your ape-friend know that I am being mean to you... again !
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As I suspected, [but did not want to tell you, as I was attempting to be polite, and not "hurt your feelings"], this thread really takes the prize for the collection of weirdoes of the SI Universe.
After the FTELians, the DGIVholics and the AMAZOMBIES, I thought I had seen the weirdoes of the weirdoes, but after a taste of this thread, in record time..... you take the prize by a long, long, mile, you people are in a class of your own. I wanted to lurk peacefully, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you have got to poke the brain of the neighbor to see if s/he is as weird as the prized collection here...
Wheu.... this may prove to be quite an experience, I shall take notes, as I go, between the above mentioned heroes, Thread Morons, Ask God, and now you, the Fuzzy Feelers... I will have enough data to write a horror comedy with hints of soap operas...
I now understand the tremendous success of the Internet, it allows the desperados, weirdoes, mentally unstable, closet preachers, economist PhDs, and many other categories of the human sub-spices to excel at producing the very latest and best of absurd dementia.
You surpass the Lunatics of the theory of Dark Suckers, they are mere and gentle engineers, you however, take the best of every thread and dump it here, as described at the opening salvo of this very thread...
I quote...
"This is a place for people who have been talking about tech stocks all day to unwind and discuss whatever, including the neurotic/psychotic motivations behind discussing tech stocks all day, and the pain they hold inside. You can be yourself here. You don't even have to mention the stock of the hour. When you are feeling vulnerable or sad, or you've been up for two days and are having trouble holding it all together, drop by and consider this a safe place to let it all hang out, and rest assured no one will flame you--that some kind and compassionate soul will understand and commiserate, or at least listen without laughing out loud. Feel free to reveal the gentle, vulnerable parts of yourselves here, or just write and write without someone who's following a hundred stocks and is in a hurry to read every thread tell you to keep it short and on subject!"
.... Well, I guess, considering how stressful for some trading can be... there is some "logical reason" (a term not well looked upon here, I gather), for its existence. However I admit that I thrive when I trade, and the more intense it gets, the more I enjoy it.
But I guess, I am the strange one here, the headquarters of the Internet Quasimodos,... (or is that Thread Morons? )... hmm, I get confused!
To put in religious terms, (since the subject was what brought me here, in the first place, to this, the dark hell of absurdity), this seems to be the "Anti-reason thread". Home of the psychotics and the depressed....
Thank you very, very, much for your generosity at showing me the absolute hell the majority of you people must live through everyday.... it really allows me to appreciate how lucky I am to be immune to such incredible stuff...
I guess I should feel sorry for you... then again, I hardly believe in compassion, so oh well, I guess I shall remember you in my death bed, and have one last healthy laugh before I kick the bucket for the last time. Died laughing, my tombstone shall read.
I shall enjoy reading about your desperation, depression, boredom, anxiety, etc. etc. etc. and of course the hidden violence that may surface here and there.... from those with macho Karma.
One can say, that you are the "Celebrity Death Match" of the SI Universe.
Go on, continue with the party, I am sure, you'll do fine without me, rest assured I will be in the background reading about your dementia... it is the perfect medicine for insomnia. |
