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To: david m. uhler who wrote (1021)	3/25/1999 8:03:00 AM
From: david m. uhler	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1568

To all... Bill Clinton & Jerry Falwell On A Plane Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency', was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let than let liquor touch these lips!" The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..." Waiting In Line At The Bank In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?" "Well," said the guy, "I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?" Cpt Dave