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To: P314159d who wrote (29492)3/24/1999 1:55:00 AM
From: invest04  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 36349
 
I'd change your broker...



To: P314159d who wrote (29492)3/24/1999 1:59:00 AM
From: P314159d  Respond to of 36349
 
Why would I talk to me? I have nothing say , except in the NUT house

Sorry, folks but I frigged it up somehow....

We bail with a stupid joke.
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Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby
turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave."