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To: SDakota-98 who wrote (310)3/24/1999 1:45:00 PM
From: Zbyte  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
> A man wakes up with a terrible hangover the day after his annual
>office Xmas party. Feeling like shit and unable to recall any of the
>events from the night before, he manages to make it downstairs to
>the kitchen where is wife is making coffee.
>
>"Honey," he moans as she puts a cup in front of him, "tell me what
>happened last night. Was it as bad as I think it was?"
>
>"Even worse," she says, totally pissed off . "You made a complete
>ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire Board of
>Directors, and then you insulted the President of the company, right
>to his face."
>
>"He's such an idiot," the man says. "Piss on him!"
>
>"You did," his wife replied, "And he fired you."
>
>"Well, fuck him!" says the man.
>
>"I did. You're back to work on Monday."
>