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To: mark silvers who wrote (24949)	3/24/1999 5:50:00 PM
From: PROLIFE	Respond to of 39621

:o) d

To: mark silvers who wrote (24949)	3/24/1999 11:48:00 PM
From: David fisk	Respond to of 39621

Cute Mark, cute- David

To: mark silvers who wrote (24949)	3/29/1999 12:04:00 PM
From: mark silvers	Respond to of 39621

Here's one more--- Speaking of "God" jokes: A man gets to heaven and is told he must answer three questions to get in. He says ok. First question, name two days that start with the letter "T". He thinks for a moment and responds "today and tomorrow". "Ok thats not exactly what we meant but acceptable. Next question: How many seconds are there in a year? He thinks again for awhile and finally says "twelve". "Twelve, how did you get twelve?" and he says: "Well there's January second, February second,March second.......... " Hmmm, ok another unusual response but acceptable. Finally the last question: What is God's name? He thinks and thinks and starts muttering something that sounds like Lord's Prayer, and suddenly he says "I've got it! God's name is Harold". "Harold? Where did you get Harold? and he says"Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" Mark