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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ish who wrote (20070)	3/24/1999 6:44:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Lead is always appreciated - but lookie here. eat.com

To: Ish who wrote (20070)	3/24/1999 6:50:00 PM
From: DScottD	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Actually, it's keys to unlock the handcuffs. A couple were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary and the man was all overcome with emotion. The wife was touched by her husband's vulnerability and said, "It's so sweet of you to be so emotional over our 20 years of marriage." The husband composed himself and stated, "Emotional? Hell. After I knocked you up your father told me that my choices were to either marry you or kill him because the only way I could get away with not marrying you was over his dead body. I was crying because I would've been paroled today."

To: Ish who wrote (20070)	3/24/1999 6:56:00 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 71178

penni is gone. Rambi says "DOn't Ask ME!" But then because she is feeling slightly insecure, she recapitulates, not wanting to antagonize the denizens on the first day of her dictatorship. "A pair of skinned rabbits is always appropriate. Or matching bearskin rugs---very sexy. A nice bug collection, matched, monogrammed uzis, all extremely suitable. ANd of course you can never go wrong with a thong. (Rambi is pleased with her rhyme) My Miss Manners is no help- she regards "lesser anniversaries" as silly, but believes that if you reach the 60th, you should sell souvenirs and plates with your profile painted on them.