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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony, -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (24681)	3/27/1999 1:41:00 AM
From: AD	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 122087

speaking of testosterone, here's a bon voyage yoke (or 2) for you Anthony... not for the kiddies A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washed over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurts out, "So, where are you flying today?" She turns and smiles and says, "To the annual Nymphomaniac convention in Chicago." He swallows hard, and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen sitting right next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "And what's your role at this convention?" She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto his eyes, and says, "Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really" he says, swallowing hard. "And what myths are those?" She explains: "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are themost well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who romance women best, on average." "Very interesting," the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes, "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name. "The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein." ******* Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob" She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants,and out pops a simply HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute,and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"