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To: Barney who wrote (1847)	3/27/1999 6:59:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 2733

An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her bra and started feeling around. "I told you I haven't got any money," the spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll write you a check." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"? A: "Is it in?" Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist? A: A spreader of old wives' tails Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists? A: They have shaky hands!