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To: Jon Koplik who wrote (25311)	3/27/1999 10:46:00 AM
From: 2brasil	Respond to of 152472

JOKE --New virus' to be on the lookout for........ > >LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES ... > >LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. > >RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. > >MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes. > >OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. > >DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files. > >ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Disks can no longer be inserted. > > TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky virus): Your whole computer goes down. > >DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes GOOFY. > >PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. > >JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files. > >ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back. > >LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy then discards it through Windows. > >VIAGRA VIRUS: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. > >CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7-inch hard drive with no memory. > > > >