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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (3843)	3/29/1999 1:49:00 PM
From: Josef Svejk	Respond to of 4295

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (3843)	3/29/1999 6:00:00 PM
From: Janice Shell	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 4295

Amazon Natural Blunders Announces Major Restructuring Las Vegas, Nevada (Bidnesswire) March 29, 1999 -- Amazon Natural Blunders (OTCBBQ: AZNB) today announced a major and important executive reorganization and restructuring. CEO Mick Slyver gracefully resigned his current position to Janice Shell, who only hours earlier had been named Director of Investor Relations. Dr Shell, with equal grace, accepted Mick's offer and, for purposes of utter transparency, declared as well her acceptance of 20 million newly issued free-trading shares. In her employment contract it was further specified that should she remain on the job for more than two days she would become eligible for options on an additional 40 million shares at an exercise price of $0.07, vesting immediately. Further details on today's management shakeup: Dean Dumont has been named Director of Libel and Slander. You diss AZNB, you watch out! He's got the experience, he's got the knowhow, he's got the law firms!! Charlie Krisfaluci, an AZNB veteran, has been called back in the capacity of Director of Forgery and Counterfeit Certificates. NOBODY knows more about this stuff than he does!! Just ask Mick Slyver!! Joseph André Mann ("Andy" to his friends) will come on board as Consultant for Offshore Banking and Brokerage Accounts. Andy has offices conveniently located in Cancún and Nevis. George ("George") Doumanis has agreed to serve as chief trader for the Company. John Fasano (while available) will be returning to his old post as Coordinator for Investor Relations. Helping John in his difficult job will be AZNB's new Director of Marketing, Spider Valdez. Don't hesitate to get in touch with Spidey for all your phytogenic needs, and more!! At the end of a long but exciting day, new CEO Shell exclaimed: "With a management team like this, how can we possibly fail to succeed? We've got a major WINNAH with AZNB!! In my opinion, it's quite likely that anyone who buys our stock now will find himself with a 1000-bagger on his hands within six months. Investors can count on a vastly reduced float and consequent short squeeze once I've cancelled all shares ever issued to the Slyver family, which will be my first executive act". This press release contains forward-looking statements which, while accurately reflecting management's intentions, may not be legal in the sense of the 1933 and 1934 Securties Acts, as amended. Please consult your attorney before taking a position in our stock.