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To: Ruyi who wrote (14419)3/29/1999 2:24:00 PM
From: Rocky510  Respond to of 37507
 
Give it up Doug, your credibility is shot. eom



To: Ruyi who wrote (14419)3/29/1999 2:25:00 PM
From: BlueChip  Respond to of 37507
 
o: Dagan (10255 )
From: BlueChip
Saturday, Feb 20 1999 8:48PM ET
Reply # of 14419

BREAKING NEWS STORY:

Air Force Denies Story of UFO Crash

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed
in the desert, outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General Doug McClown, The
Lesser, stated that 'the object was, in fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft'.

The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles
Marineris Daily Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in the nearby
desert, 'bouncing' several times before coming to a stop, 'deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases'. Minutes later,
General Doug McClown, The Lesser, contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report.

General Doug McClown, The Lesser, stated that hysterical stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian
desert were blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to accept
the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to speculate on the 'other worldly' nature of the crash debris.
Conspiracy theorists have condemned McClown's statements as evidence of 'an obvious government cover-up', point out
that Mars has no swamps.

Just for you Dougie. And yeah, I am awfully bored!!!

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