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To: Druss who wrote (6548)	3/31/1999 3:10:00 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

Sherry has been trying everything to find the right date: "Gentlemen, Ah am jist a Southern gal on my furst date. What will y'all teach me?!" (crosses her legs delicately) SOLON: "Honey, I'd teach ya how to drive. Ya gotta get a feel for a stick shift...and learn how ta work da choke and throttle." (audience goes ooooohhh!!) DRUSS: "weetheart, WE'd go out on the town and spend a fortune--yours. Once your pockets were empty, I'd start lookin mighty attractive to ya." (audience goes oooohhhh!!! LEE: "Pig hollerin and long spittin. If ya can master that, we'll roll on down to the swamp and try out the alligator twist (but first we drink 6 or 7 bottles of shine). Baby, either we both get drownde, or your arm gets taken off, or one of us gets ta be et. Course, if we come across any real gatirs while we're a down there then we both get et..." Sherry delicately sucks on her finger while the audience waits in hushed expectancy for her choice...