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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6552)	3/31/1999 4:39:00 PM
From: Solon	Respond to of 12754

My distance has never been equaled in the Moonshiners Cotillion 'Hop,Skip, and Puke' event. Lee, your pride is evident in your posts, and you are entitled to more than a tittle of self satisfaction. Your feet are indeed large... Your technique of modest understatement is surely providing titillation for the Fox. (but don't be surprised if The Doc finds a way to misrepresent and thereby mislead the gracious lady...

To: Blue On Black who wrote (6552)	3/31/1999 6:58:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

32 suggestions of ways to piss off Yankees........ 1. Sit in a front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you ya'll hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 3. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 4. Leave tips in Confederate currency. 5. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 6. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 7. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One". 8. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Stand over their shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 10. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. 11. Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, from Lamb Chop?) 12. Drive half a block. 13. Inform them that they exist only in your imagination. 14. Ask them what gender they are. 15. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. 16. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl. 17. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 18. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 19. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 20. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 21. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 22. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A. 23. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assasination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. 24. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 25. Wear a LOT of cologne. 26. Ask to "interface" with their wife or daughter. 27. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing". 28. Sing along at the opera. 29. Mow your lawn with scissors. 30. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!" 31. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend". 32. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.