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To: Barney who wrote (1903)	4/1/1999 2:55:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

This just in: This is from a contest in Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick." Here are the 3 winners: 1. There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski 2. Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown 3. Said Bill Clinton to young Ms Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski Since you look such a mess Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky