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To: The Philosopher who wrote (1908)	4/1/1999 3:32:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

These two men walk into a vasectomy clinic for their operation. They were just sitting in the lobby waiting for the nurse to call out their names. Finally the nurse came and called them into the "prep" room. She told them to get completely naked and relax. She walked up to the first guy and started giving him a hand job and jacking him off. He asked her waht was the meaning of this and she said, "it is too clear all passages and prepare you for the vasectomy." He said alright and she went about preparing him. The she went up to the next guy and started giving him a blowjob. She started sucking and he said "I guess this is to prepare me for the surgery, right?" And she answered "Yes it is." And she went on a sucking. Finally the other guy said "Hold on, this isn't very fair. I get a measely jerk-off and this guy gets a blowjob. It just isn't fair." The nurse said "That is the difference between Blue Cross and HMO."