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To: nihil who wrote (77629)4/2/1999 6:30:00 AM
From: Tejman  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 186894
 
>>Intel might hire them, and lay off some of the sorriest ones it has. :)
You dumb head you know what!! Intel Hired me.. I solved their BIOS "Y2K problem..!!!!!!:)

Sol:
I have gone through every line of code in every BIOS in each
PENTIUMnn. I analysed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change. I am proud to report that I have completed the "Y2K" date
change mission for INTEL, and have now implemented all changes and
all data reflect INTEL's new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November and December.
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak.

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none
of this "Y to K" problem has made any sense to me. But understand it is a global problem, and I am glad after 12 months of hard work I am
able to solve the PENTIUM problems in any way possible. And what does
the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think I ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from
99 to 00?

So any boost in INTEL's stock is thank's to my efforts!!!



To: nihil who wrote (77629)4/2/1999 2:28:00 PM
From: Srini  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894
 
nihil:
<<Intel might hire them, and lay off some of the sorriest ones it has. (Not anyone here, of course.) >>

Of course, the problem is the ones fired from Intel will join AMD and start posting here about how horrible Intel is.<gg>

Srini.