In response to this readers' exchange:
<<Q1: "Did you know that cows actually complain?..."
Q2: "hmmm....what do they say?" >>
Here's how it typically goes:
"Oooooh, ohhhhh yessssss, oh don't stop, don't stop!! A little lower, lower, lower, oooh yeesss, right there on the tip of my ... wallet! Yesss! Oh, don't stop .... pump, pump, pump, dump, dump, dump, ooooh yes, lower, higher, lower, higher, lower, higher, dooon't sto-o-o-p!!! Oh, yes, milk me, you big brute, milk me harrrd, oh yes, yes, yes .... ooooh, why are you stopping? ... no, no, nooooo, don't stop! ... I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm commming now with more money, oh yes, pump, dump, pump, dump, ohhh there it is spurting, spurting, ohhhh yes, aaaallll my money, oh yessss!! ... oh, thanks Pat, you're good .........smoke? Awwwwww ... well how's about a pint at Googies?"
The only alternative for a true cow is the (s)laughter house!!
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