To: Blue Snowshoe who wrote (600 ) 4/2/1999 8:10:00 PM From: Joana Tides Read Replies (1) | Respond to
LOL Jed, if he messed with my puter then I guess his browser problems are complexified and some Bill or another is sure to feel his pain. "A Story To Color Eggs By"...So John Smith would be, lemme guess... he's an unemployed itinerant living off his wits in a NYC suburb that's listed on the top half of the first page of Forbes "top income areas of the US" issue. Could it be that same John Smith who dragged a 20 grand supercharge puter network control setup with him from flophouse to flophouse by U-Haul and somehow never blew the fuses with it to boot?. Then his downfall was the day he fell in love with a stripper and wanted to impress her by naming his latest grand hack after her. But when his spam played with the VERY IMPORTANT email of a certain Mr. Big he picked up the phone; and so then someone Even Mr. Bigger Than Him had to move quickly and hit autodial to save John's @ss. Now, a paperworkless bail paid with a Cashiers Check by a Mr. John Bearsford Tipton before Mr. Smith had to go through the bug spray would normally raise an eyebrow but not around here in the Land where the '50's tv sitcom and dreams never go out of style. It seems that Mr. Smith had the recent foresight to paste some magazine stamps and check the bill me later box on his "You Have Been Chosen" Entry and GreatDayInTheMorning The Prize was delivered just in time! When John Smith "A New Man" Tells It To Da Judge, "I couldn't get a job due to my impermanent address and irregular work history, even with my rare computer skills, Your Honor. Due to idle habits & not taking my medicine when I should; got in with lowlife companions and went in a bad direction. I must say, Sir, I am glad that I was busted and am willing to make use of my deserved punishment as an opportunity to rehabilitate myself, if necessary. But I hope you will let me take advantage of recent opportunities I've been given to better myself. I've already started at a real job in one place with regular hours; utilizing my computer skills in a better direction. Bought a house in a good neighborhood with a barbecue in the yard for cash, even hired a landscaper to keep the place looking all buff. Got to wear a suit with hard shoes and shower every morning now. The Girl Of My Dreams now wears a headlight diamond engagement ring. I repent my ways Your Honor, and will never do such a thing again, FONELY EYED be given a chance to mend my own ways". Happy Ending of Melissa virus story...Isn't That Special? Save yer folded dollars, Blue - re: Sweet Melissa ... (The Same Famous Foxy One Nickname "The Blonde"?) ... She's Outta There.
