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To: Graystone who wrote (21838)	4/4/1999 1:12:00 AM
From: Janice Shell	Respond to of 26163

You just NEVER know what those pesky computers'll get up to when you turn your back on 'em. I confess I've noticed that my own goes CRAZY writing promissory notes and the like.

To: Graystone who wrote (21838)	4/4/1999 1:25:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich	Respond to of 26163

<Ring Ring> “Eh Boss, Spidey Duhbry here. Now what's this bit about the promissory note and Andy Mann?” “Heh—No worries. You see, the computer created it. I don't know how it happened, but suddenly it spit itself out onto the laser printer one day.” “Oh—I get it! So really, this whole problem can be blamed on the Y1.998 bug. That's great, Boss! So ummm, when do me and Anticash get paid?” “Ah, well I don't think that's going to happen.” “Huh? You said you were going to pay us to hype your PoS company. Now you're cutting us out?” “Well, you know, the shipments from Columbia have been getting a little light, and my street dealers just can't turn enough reviews on our bassetts…” “You mean 'revenues' and 'assets'…” “Yeah, whatever. I don't know accounting.” “But your 10-Q says there's a Consultancy Expense Provision specifically meant for Boxing and Gutter Services!” “Yeah well, don't believe everything you read. It's the 10-K you need to look at if you want to find factual information…Besides, it wasn't me who said that stuff. It just kinda came out of the computer all by itself.” “Yeah, but I'm about to lose my gym because of a bunch of stuff that just kinda accidentally came out of my computer, too! I need money! ” “Heh—talk to my accountants…” <Click!!>