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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6571)4/6/1999 2:04:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
To All:
I just got this great software. You can download it at Tucows. With it you can get peoples E-mail. It is kind of a social service thing. With it you get to know the people you are interested in better by reading what others are saying to them.
I thought I would share some of the E-mail I have been reading on. I realize this stuff is personal so I will disguise the names of the people involved.

Dear S*lon
I have the two extra keys you wanted. These are at the same price as the others. I am glad you thought over the idea of moving some H. I can get all you want, cash up front. I think you are right you could get this Dr*ss character to bankroll you. He sounds like he would do anything for a buck.
Vito Gamb*ni

Dear Mr. Solon
The check you sent us did not clear with the bank. This is extremely serious. As I said before I do not view the funds you took from us while in our employ as a 'short term loan'. I have resisted the idea of taking this to the authorities to avoid difficulties and to keep your record clean. However I contacted your previous employer and he stated to me that the only way your record could be cleaned up would be if God diverted the water he is saving for the next Biblical flood.
I want to hear immediately from you that this check is being made good.
James S*nders
Lazy Vale Orphanage

Dear L*e
I got sum of thet stok you tole me to by. It went up. I reely didnt think it wud. Yu is so smart, I wish I had yer edukaton.. edercayshun... larning. Anyways a deal is a deal sos Missy will be comin over with yer share. Remembers tho we agreed she wud only spend 2 nites. I caint say I am all that happy about this deal but I will keep mah wurd. Missy ain't complainin at all witch is a botherin me sum.
Yers
Bubba Joe
Wuts yer next pick you Wall Street Whizzer?

Dear Sh*rry
I am sorry to hear your divorce is turning messy. I guess you ought to be used to it by now. Still you always seem to land on your feet and then some. I am going to have to get your lawyer. I still think he is a bigger shark than this Dr*ss you have been telling me about.
By the way after your divorce is final are you considering him? He does have some $$$ after all.
If you aren't why don't you give me his number? If nothing else he sounds uninhibited. Whoops, there I go again scandalizing you. I guess that is why you have done so well, you always focus totally on the; well shall we say, profitable side of a relationship. I get distracted.
I hope your head doesn't feel like mine did this morning. I should know better than to drink that damned Thunderbird with you. Next time at least bring the white. I spent an hour getting the purple color off of my teeth. God knows what they put into that stuff.
Take care of yourself
Barb*ra



To: Blue On Black who wrote (6571)4/6/1999 8:16:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
To all: Some more E-mail readings.

Dear Mr. G*tes

I just received your E-mail. I have only been your attorney for a short time and while the attorney/client relationship can be fragile particularly in the beginning I feel I must be frank. I understand the difficulties you are having with the Justice Department. I understand your desire too, to 'tear them a new one that King Kong would envy'. Still there are in my opinion problems with your plans to 'settle this thing out of court'. If I might I would like to address your ideas one at a time.
Your first idea of 'bribe Congress' does on the surface have some merit and it would seem you have the resources. I would have to agree that there is a fair certainty that it could be done. The problem is that there may be an honest one or two mixed in. With 435 members to the House of Representatives and 100 Senators we cannot ignore the possibility. Bribing enough for a simple majority would not be enough to get them to drop the case and abolish the Department of Justice I fear. I also have no idea the going rate for a congressman and am not sure how to get it. They certainly don't post rates.
Your idea of getting elected President is more difficult to address. I am not sure how well you would do with the overall public as a candidate. Certainly 'dropping a billion or two in the campaign' would give you a leg up on your opponents. I also have to agree there are 'a lot of parallels between the current administration's ethics' and your own. Still the elections are over a year away and we can't be sure of the result.
The last idea of 'putting a virus in the new operating system that will erase Justice Department files' is intriguing. Can you really do that? It would certainly hamper their case to have their computers attacked. Unfortunately there are two problems I can see. One is that a lot of the information is already on the public record. With the case substantially over it is too late I fear. The other problem is that I fear someone might find that code on your new operating system. I am not technologically proficient but I do keep up on the news and it seems like every pimply faced high school kid without a date on Saturday night is using the time to find holes in your operating systems or browser. If they were to publish a finding of a deliberate virus in the system attacking the Justice Department, you would wishing it were only King Kong tearing you your new one.
Even now I am concerned that despite your assurances to the contrary some jackass is reading our E-mails.
Sincerly
Leon Sh*ffer Attorney at Law

Dear H*lary

Good to hear from you Hon. I know your letter was hard to write and most heartfelt. As we spoke of before I truly support you run for the Senate. I am sorry I ever lost your trust and I know that your concern for not having my piccadillos [I like to think of them that way, even though you chose to call them: My 'weakness for idiotic bimbo tramps'.] ruining your run at the Senate.
I want you to know that is not a concern for you now. I realize now the mistakes I was making and how it hurt you. The utter sincerity of your letter really came through and made a great impression on me. I want you to know that most sincerly. The part about what you will use to make your next coin purse was truly vivid and caught my attention like nothing else we have ever discussed. If you knew the impact of those few sentences on me you would not have felt the need to buy that knife "Just in case".
Your Loving Husband
B*ll